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Sacha Cohen's avatar

Spot on and so funny. Ah the calcium! It's the bane of our French existence. My hair is a drab dry mess. Any shampoo or conditioner recommendations? I'll be forever grateful :)

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Susanna Schrobsdorff's avatar

People like Malibu Shampoing Eau Calcaire which I think is a stop gap measure for me because the real fix to get a filter on the shower. Of course you have to have it installed. The problem they say is that the minerals are deposited on your hair and you never really get it clean so it builds up which is why it’s dull and floppy.

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Sacha Cohen's avatar

Thanks, I'll give it a try. I'm desperate! The good news is that we are staying at a hotel in Paris this time around and I'm pretty sure their water is filtered :)

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Laure Mayoud's avatar

To save your coffee-machine and kettle : white vinegar once a month (first in the kettle then in the coffee machine as though it were water)

For your iron : eau déminéralisée

For your tap water : japanese active coal to filter it. You can find it in the camping section of Nature et Découvertes (much cheaper than R2D2 and zero waste as it can be composted)

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Susanna Schrobsdorff's avatar

Bless you, Laure!

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Laure Mayoud's avatar

😅 my pleasure.

The active coal I use is to be placed in the water bottle for at least 2 hours. It works wonders and lasts up to 6 months

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Lindsey Tramuta's avatar

I love this story and dislike the problem which, as you say, is so widespread it comes up about as much as discussions about the weather !

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Terese McKee's avatar

The concert sounds amazing! Thanks for sharing

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Libba Bray's avatar

I am now going to be up nights worried about all of my pipes. 😂😘

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Lisa St. Lou's avatar

I feeeeeeeeeeeel this deeply!!😭 Couldn’t believe what was happening to my hair and my dishes when we were living there! Crossing fingers the thingy works! 🤞🏼💋

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Susanna Schrobsdorff's avatar

Merci 💕

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Stephanie Shafran's avatar

So glad my writing pal Ed Orzechowski forwarded the link to your post. I enjoyed reading it beaucoup!

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Susanna Schrobsdorff's avatar

I’m so glad!

And could that be the Ed from Quaboag regional high school?

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Stephanie Shafran's avatar

Your high school teacher, yes? He’s a talented local writer with two published books. “Darlene” and “You’ll Like It Here.”

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Maris Wistar Thompson's avatar

I never realized that calcium was such a problem for Parisians. I was very entertained by the whole article but particularly your encounter with the "fixer" who installed your new equipment. It's so good to have a new article from you. And I'm so pleased that, because your writing class this spring was so successful, you are offering another one this fall! Fantastic. Wissie Thompson

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Susanna Schrobsdorff's avatar

Merci for the kind words 🧡🧡🧡🧡

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CuriosityConnects.us's avatar

Serious question: can I drink the tap water or not? I guzzle it by the gallon!

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Susanna Schrobsdorff's avatar

Yes, and I gather that the rates of osteoporosis for women are lower in Paris because calcium is high

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catherine's avatar

Hi Susanna, I live in Milan, Italy where we have the same issue with tap water. Get yourself the largest Britta (Brita?) pitcher and their filters and use the filtered water to pour into your coffee makers and electric kettles. I also use this water in any glass flower vases because if you use tap water it will leave permanent damage etched forever into the glass.

I would love to know more about the large R2D2 water filter though.

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Caroline Smrstik's avatar

Laughing my head off because when we renovated our house in Switzerland, I *insisted* on the R2D2 device in the cellar to filter ALL the water. My German husband thought I was overreacting but wisely acquiesced. Allegedly our water is now within normal limits (the water guy comes annually to check, change filters, etc.) but I have my doubts when I see the Kalk build-up. So we also have all the products!

Lou is a legend, saw her live in Zurich two years ago (the audience was made up of people I have never seen on the chic and moneyed streets here).

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Susanna Schrobsdorff's avatar

I will never doubt people like you again. You are wise and I was wrong.

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Susanna Schrobsdorff's avatar

😂

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Nan's avatar

I love your encounter with the plumber. Well done, you!

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Stephen P Baker's avatar

Wonderful story, thanks for the laugh. Reminds me of Peter Mayle in Provence

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Susanna Schrobsdorff's avatar

A nice complement indeed

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Jan's avatar

I JUST bought a filter for my showerhead, so this was timely! Now to try to install it……..

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Michelle Richmond's avatar

Laughing because when we lived in Paris, our dishes were always filmy and my husband wore cargo shorts, despite my objections:)

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Susanna Schrobsdorff's avatar

I just realized I was supposed to use a second thing besides just the little pods for the dishwasher a little salt tab thing that fixes the calcium spots. I’ve been here 18 months, that’s 18 months of spotty dishes.😂

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Michelle Richmond's avatar

France is confusing 😂

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Lori's avatar

You saw Lucinda! In Paris! Now this is what middle age female dreams are made of. Nothing soothes more more than her twang.

Love you!

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Susanna Schrobsdorff's avatar

Aw, she was great. And it was oddly comforting to see a whole bunch of men who look like they left a campsite to come to the concert.

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